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Terror Birds

Directed by Sean Cain. With Jessica Lee Keller, Lindsey Sporrer, Greg Evigan, Leslie Easterbrook. When Maddy Stern discovers her father has gone missing during a routine birdwatching excursion, she and her college pals trek out into the wilderness to find him, only to end up in a wealthy scientist’s desolate ranch aviary, where they encounter a pair of giant, hungry terror birds believed to be extinct for centuries.

I was looking for something fun to watch while cleaning my living room and this was on broadcast tv, with what looked like a SD formatted picture stretched to widescreen, then compressed to hell, and thrown into the air for my antenna to catch. You may think I’m complaining, but I think the grindhouse aspirations were best complemented by the technological horror that I participated in. The movie itself is poorly written, poorly acted, and poorly constructed, but it was perfect for the day I was having.

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